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My child 

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good
Mother: my child, wash the dishes
My child by Hiwho September 21, 2025

thats not my child 

Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You stabbed my child 

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
You stabbed my child by xomaniac December 2, 2011

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child
Where my child at
where my child at by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD 

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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