ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 9, 2009

sucking on my brain

the act of giving me head...

bitch keep sucking on my brain...

by happy420xxx January 16, 2011

Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018

My stroke had a brain

A nonsensical term used when something sounds so nonsensical, even the term has a stroke reading it.

"Bro I just got killed in a carpet and my elephant jumped a fish!"
"My stroke had a brain."

by haterzenx April 18, 2022

screw my brains out

to have sex uncontrollably

i really want you to screw my brains out

by plackrite December 20, 2013

bang my brains out

To be Fucked very hard! usually if your brains are being banged out, you have about 2-3 orgasms.

a girl: OMG Josh said he's gonna bang my brains out!!
the girls friend: are you going to let him?
the girl: hell yeah!! lol

by b-r-i-a 54 September 8, 2007