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salt my pie
To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).
You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.
Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?
If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.
Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?
If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.
salt my pie by Mara_the_Obscure December 13, 2005
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fancy a piece of my pie
This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".
fancy a piece of my pie by pie_faceblabla17 January 10, 2017
Stepping in my pie
Girl: "Here comes the girl you have a crush on. Go say Hi!"
Guy: "Quit stepping in my pie!" LOL
Girl: "I'm sorry. I just stepped in your pie. Didn't I?"
Guy: "Quit stepping in my pie!" LOL
Girl: "I'm sorry. I just stepped in your pie. Didn't I?"
Stepping in my pie by EduardoG February 3, 2010
No kitty, this is my pot pie
*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"
No kitty, this is my pot pie by Brawldud December 25, 2011
eat my cherry pie
eat my cherry pie by Cherrycherry August 12, 2017
pie my life
Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."
Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.
pie my life by a.wizzy December 11, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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