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My Jordan 

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.
Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐
My Jordan by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021
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My jordan 

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
My jordan by anonymous April 18, 2024

whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021

I love my Jordan 

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
I love my Jordan by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019

Jordan ur my fav 

FJ is a simp
She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp
Jordan ur my fav by tequilapapi September 18, 2020

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

Cum on my jordans 

Someone who came on someones jordan
Dis nigga full cum on my jordans
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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