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My name jeff 

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
My name jeff by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

My Name Jeff 

My Name Jeff by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

My name Jeff 

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.
1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

My name Jeff 

Best Meme, you say My name Jeff whenever you're introducing yourself to anyone.
Someone: Hey, What's your name?
Me: My name Jeff! Rawr XD
My name Jeff by Slavesta May 30, 2018

My Name Jeff 

A meme thats used in such a way in which its not even funny anymore, never was, but is used in an ironic fashion that you feel really bad for laughing at such a meme
Guy 1: hey dude, My Name Jeff
Guy 2: hahah, oh fuck dude, great now i gotta go kill you and myself
Guy 3: My Name Jeff?
My Name Jeff by Name Jeff is my name November 13, 2017

My Name Jeff 

Probably the biggest meme of 2014 and 2015, influenced by Changing Tatum. In the year of 2017, it is refereed as one of the most gay and dead memes ever. When this meme is said, you are asking to be roast ed.
black guy: " who are you muthafucka, what yo name nigga?"

memer: "my name jeff"

black guy: *whips out gun "what you say nigga?"

memer: "my name jeff"

black guy : *opens fire
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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