muture

When a dumbass with a dumb name such as Ala, spells mature incorrectly and looks like a full in-front of everyone.

John: "Wow, look at Tom making mom jokes."
Ala: "Yeah, Tom is very muture."
John: "Shut the fuck up/"

by I'MMENTALLYUNSTABLE February 4, 2022

muture

When a dumbass with a dumb name such as Ala, spells mature incorrectly and looks like a fool in-front of everyone.

John: "Wow, look at Tom making mom jokes."
Ala: "Yeah, Tom is very muture."
John: "Shut the fuck up."

by I'MMENTALLYUNSTABLE February 4, 2022

Mutered

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by Geoplus January 8, 2008

real mature

1) slang: said when someone does some
thing childish, immature

2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used

guy 1: "Girls have cooties"
guy 2: "Real Mature, dude, real mature..."
guy 3: "Yeah, dude, rfm..."

by drifter33032 April 19, 2007

Mature

What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.

People who write sex positions for the most random words on Urban Dictionary are not mature.

by Miku326 March 22, 2011