Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.
You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?
by Fearman August 25, 2007
A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.
Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...
Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.
Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020
by noiz:) February 19, 2018
When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.
by mew0mori January 14, 2024