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messing around 

when two people get HAWT together! (making out doesn't count)
Andrew Kolhoff loved the ladies,
He always touched them on their boobies,
He was messing around a bit too much,
and so God blessed him with a baby!
messing around by darrr October 6, 2005

messing around 

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.
"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"
messing around by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic 

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026