4 definitions by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public
Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy
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A massive trend chasing retard who ruins culture mostly skating
person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn

person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
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Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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