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Got Mussed 

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.
Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!
Got Mussed by jibcheese January 8, 2013
Related Words
A bastardisation of 'Must-be'. A musbee is a drink, usually alcoholic, that an unwitting person has left unattended in a pub or club. Naturally the unguarded beverage becomes fair game to anyone willing to drink it, as it would be a crying shame for good booze to go to waste. The cheapest way to get drunk on a night out, very popular amongst piss poor students and alcoholics. WARNING take a musbee at your own peril, if the snatch is poorly timed you may be confronted by the musbee's original owner, who may take exception to you nicking his drink.
Ah look an unattended drink has been left on that table... musbee mine

I'm skint so I'll be hitting the musbees tonight lads
Musbee by aztekcamel December 17, 2015
Muskeer is a HUGE Elon Musk's fan. Just like Beliebers, there are Muskeers who support and cherish everything related to the one and only, Elon Musk.
Are you also a Muskeer?
Hey Elon! We are Muskeers
Muskeer by 27weeks February 18, 2021

Pulling a Musset 

To make a comment that is too far, or simply causes people to stop laughing.
Pulling a musset- Chris pulled a musset, and everyone stopped laughing
Pulling a Musset by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008

Pulling Mussels

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."
Pulling Mussels by Civiux April 21, 2013
1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia
1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty
mussel by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011