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Musketache
A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."
"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"
See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"
See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
Musketache by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010
musketards
a group of three retards who usually wear the same clothes or garments. Musketards dont usually converse with other people and are very unsocialable.
musketards by evona145 February 3, 2010
musketards
a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.
chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?
sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..
sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..
musketards by fineva February 3, 2010
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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