muspus 

the liquid stuff that comes out of the bottle before the acctual mustard

ew! I just had some muspus get on my sandwich!

muspus by some stupid girl February 3, 2010

mumpus 

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

mumpus by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

mudpussy 

your mother, the person who gave birth to you

damn belac how did your mudpussy shove that remote up her female genitals?

mudpussy by mike g. EMF August 25, 2006

mufpuss

saggy pussy

Yo Kyle I fucked jeremys sister last night and she had a mufpuss

mufpuss by dewsy! September 23, 2019

muskus 

vary sexy

I know a muskus and they do be sexy

muskus by anonymous February 26, 2021

musmus 

The funniest person you know. Musmus is a very kind person that would make you smile at any times, even the bad ones..

Oh! It’s a musmus!

musmus by Alexdabee May 2, 2022

Moist muwpus 

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

Moist muwpus by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022