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Fried cock or hot penis juice
“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.
mumpus by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021
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mudpussy 

your mother, the person who gave birth to you
damn belac how did your mudpussy shove that remote up her female genitals?
mudpussy by mike g. EMF August 25, 2006
saggy pussy
Yo Kyle I fucked jeremys sister last night and she had a mufpuss
mufpuss by dewsy! September 23, 2019
I know a muskus and they do be sexy
muskus by anonymous February 26, 2021
The funniest person you know. Musmus is a very kind person that would make you smile at any times, even the bad ones..
Oh! It’s a musmus!
musmus by Alexdabee May 2, 2022

Moist muwpus 

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
Moist muwpus by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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