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“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.
mumpus by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021
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mudpussy 

your mother, the person who gave birth to you
damn belac how did your mudpussy shove that remote up her female genitals?
mudpussy by mike g. EMF August 25, 2006
Yo Kyle I fucked jeremys sister last night and she had a mufpuss
mufpuss by dewsy! September 23, 2019
I know a muskus and they do be sexy
muskus by anonymous February 26, 2021
The funniest person you know. Musmus is a very kind person that would make you smile at any times, even the bad ones..
Oh! It’s a musmus!
musmus by Alexdabee May 2, 2022

Moist muwpus 

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
Moist muwpus by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022