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Mushkadini 

A very large human turd having all of the following characteristics:

1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.

2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.

3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
Dave: Dude, I took Jean to this all-you-can-eat place last night and then dropped a sweet mushkadini at her apartment.

Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?

Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.

Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
Mushkadini by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
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a mushkai is a fanny face
‘corr danny is sucha mushkai’ said Grace
mushkai by Graceaitkenxo July 1, 2019

mushkakashka 

alot of differrent foods mixed together to make one big ol' mushkakashka! (has to have taters in it!!!) oooooor alot of differnet drinks mixed togther that make one goooood tasty muther fucker!

both kinds look really nasty buuuut its da shit if you try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
beccas word she made up! duh! nobody can make as smart of a word as this! mushkakashka says kiss my ass if you dont like me or cant say my name!!!!! haha up your ass and on ur face buddy!
mushkakashka by becca xD January 26, 2010

Mushkarinababa 

Mush means friend, muskarina good friend and muskarinababa very good friend (or mate).
You look very smart today mushkarinababa.

Hey mushkarinababa would you mind lending me a cigarello?
Mushkarinababa by JoJoWeareLeeds November 22, 2019
A word used before a fight or a heated gypsy argument
Like saying get up "mushkak"
Mushkak by Gypsys in ya nans April 19, 2023
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