muscutt

an unfriendly or mean boner. when fully erect tends to knock things off of tables, poke at things, and point at others in a threatening way. muscutts are known to spit on faces and/or slap the soft body parts of lovely females. muscutts have been found in odd places like between couch cushions, in a bowl of cereal or stuffed into a shoe. if you encounter a muscutt, treat it with care and respect. compliment it and pet it. always pet it.

my muscutt is always in my hand, ready for battle.

by roaring mouth May 20, 2018

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Muscutt

A ginger locked one, Usually to be found stalking the avenues of C Wood by night holding a bottle of merlot.
Is famed for use of the moop,haroo, and takes credit for the invention of the haroop..........

"My, what unusual hair, is it a Muscutt"

"I saw Muscutt in Rays bring and buy today, she swept past with her locks ablaze, in a cloud of moops and haroo's"

"muscuttesque" (Raphaelite)

by Jmoopchelmbo April 1, 2008

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mudscuttle

A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.

I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!

by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011

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