muranting 

A form of ranting usually spoken from a mother figure and usually consists of the person contradicting themselves.

(Iona & Connor)

My sister in law is so annoying she keeps muranting at her kids.

muranting by BallerinaCat1514 December 29, 2017

Murading 

(verb) The act of aggressively studying and/or doing homework weeks before the assignment is even assigned.
(noun) (Murad) One who constantly pulls off all-nighters and provokes intellectual arguments among friends.

Shit, we haven't even started that class yet. Stop Murading all over the place.
You're such a Murad, why are you awake at 4:00am.

Murading by UND3D March 7, 2016

manting 

When you have sex in the shower with a virgin and you throw her down on the ground and flap your arms like a manta ray swimming on her back as you cum

person 1:dude, i was manting this girl last night....
person 2: nice! who was she?
Person 1: your sister

manting by The D and The V October 31, 2013

murketing 

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

murketing by Christof3 October 1, 2008

mornting 

another word for morning as used in the move by tyler perry "Madea's family reunion"

Madea: All you gotta do is throw grits
Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"

mornting by tguff April 25, 2006

thigh-mulating 

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.

In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.

thigh-mulating by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010

Munting 

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

Munting by bronson September 11, 2004