Meranging 

Bringing your girlfriend to climax with the aid of a kitchen whisk.

I was meranging my girlfriend last night and she loved it!

Meranging by Phantom-verbalist October 17, 2008

the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.

I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.

the meaning of life is... by I, Wreckerrr August 21, 2020

Meaning in Hindi 

The popular suggestion upon searching on Google for the 'meaning of (something)'. Followed by the above search will be several search suggestions, the first three being 'in hindi', 'in urdu' or 'in tamil'.

The occurrence for this phenomena is still unknown, but we shall simply assume that most people on this Earth love to specifically search for the meaning of things in Hindi, Urdu or Tamil...

*Searches Google:*
"meaning of bukake"

*Search suggestions:*
"meaning of bukake in hindi"
"meaning of bukake in urdu"
"meaning of bukake in tamil"

*Turns round to ask friend in great ejaculatory curiosity*

"Yo John, why the fuck do so much people search for the meaning in hindi?"

"I don't know Osama, but I got feeling Trump's behind all this..."

Meaning in Hindi by Zobb Imcarrat Liba 69 July 29, 2016

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Merning 

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…

The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

Tuesday 12/01/2010

The meaning of life by sandy28 January 11, 2010

the meaning of life

Well, fuck if I know.

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.

the meaning of life by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004