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by FancyMadness December 1, 2016
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Murmas

The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.

-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10

-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other

-Balls- Gone. (Rip)

Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.

His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass

Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
"Murmas brought me sunshine when I only saw rain, he brought me laughter when I only felt pain."

"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"

"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"

"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"

"I love Murmas!"
by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020
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Muramasa

1) According to legend, the apprentice of the sword-smithing master, Masamune

2) A sword forged by Muramasa. Sometimes thought to be cursed or violent.

3) A sword used in RPGs, usually more violent/vengeful and inferior to the Masamune.
I used the Muramasa until I finally got the Masamune.
by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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