The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.

-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10

-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other

-Balls- Gone. (Rip)

Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.

His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass

Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

"Murmas brought me sunshine when I only saw rain, he brought me laughter when I only felt pain."

"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"

"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"

"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"

"I love Murmas!"

Murmas by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020

Related Words

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Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher

A short Asian boy who is trilingual and speaks like he is a british person in the 18th century.

You: Hey Alex want to hang out
Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher: No, I’m much too knackered to hang out with a prat like you

Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher by Xx_ultragamer69420_xX January 14, 2020

Muramasa

1) According to legend, the apprentice of the sword-smithing master, Masamune

2) A sword forged by Muramasa. Sometimes thought to be cursed or violent.

3) A sword used in RPGs, usually more violent/vengeful and inferior to the Masamune.

I used the Muramasa until I finally got the Masamune.

Muramasa by AllUltima February 20, 2005

Muramasaing

A word used to describe when people are playing Muramasa: The Demon Blade.

"Hey, wanna hang out Clara"
"Cant, I'm Muramasaing"
"Piece of shit."

Muramasaing by Ken1ch1_ January 9, 2021

muraas

guds gave

theodor muraas

muraas by FancyMadness December 1, 2016

Muradashraf

Muradashraf are the most talented.
They are the real gems.
They do the purest love and are the most loyal ones

Every girl wants a boy who loves like muradashraf
They are the best ones
They turn coal into diamond by touching it.
They are the real hero
The real gold..

My fiance name is muradashraf

Muradashraf by Mrs cherry November 22, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026