munton 

Derivative of the word 'minton' where the person is caught up in an unfortunate incident and/or cirsumstance.

Man falls over...

"haha, look at him, he's a right munton! right gud!"

munton by Billy Bob March 24, 2005

Mutton Dressed as Lamb 

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

Mutton Dressed as Lamb by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016

mutton chops 

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

mutton chops by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

eddie munson stan 

probably the most annoying people on the internet. with the constant "chrissy wake up" jokes, and unbearable eddie munson povs, they are extremely annoying and singlehandedly destroying the stranger things fandom.

these people are not the same as regular eddie munson likers, because stans take liking a character to an extent.

P1: Man, Eddie Munson is a pretty cool character.
P2: OMG EDDIE IS SO HOT AND HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVER DID YOU SEE THE NEW POV?????? CHRISSY WAKE UPPP LMAOAOO HE HE HE!!!11!
P3: Holy, they're the most unbearable person I've ever met! They must be an Eddie Munson stan.
P1: Exactly.

eddie munson stan by Boredom August 4, 2022

mutton mangler 

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

mutton mangler by Some soldier March 7, 2008

munsoned 

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".

I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

munsoned by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007

mutton flaps 

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

mutton flaps by Derptastic_spastic February 27, 2014