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A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.
Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"
Monsoon by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

Monsoon Sheets 

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.
I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.
Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Poon Monsoon 

Dorain the Boss Ross
Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend
Poon Monsoon by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Monsoon of Failure 

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.
Monsoon of Failure by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

eddie munson stan 

probably the most annoying people on the internet. with the constant "chrissy wake up" jokes, and unbearable eddie munson povs, they are extremely annoying and singlehandedly destroying the stranger things fandom.

these people are not the same as regular eddie munson likers, because stans take liking a character to an extent.
P1: Man, Eddie Munson is a pretty cool character.
P2: OMG EDDIE IS SO HOT AND HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVER DID YOU SEE THE NEW POV?????? CHRISSY WAKE UPPP LMAOAOO HE HE HE!!!11!
P3: Holy, they're the most unbearable person I've ever met! They must be an Eddie Munson stan.
P1: Exactly.
eddie munson stan by Boredom August 4, 2022

munsoned 

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".
I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
munsoned by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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