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muncie turtle 

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.
John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.
muncie turtle by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006
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Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person
She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!
Intimate relations between members of Model United Nations (known as "MUNdoes," (em-U-en-does)), of which there are three degrees:

Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.

While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.

There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
Natalie and Jordan committed muncest,
Natalie muncested Jordan
MUNcest by Kris-Nigel December 10, 2003

Bayern Munich 

The team that Memextreme bums 24/7
Bayern Munich by thessparked October 21, 2020

Municipality 

1. A city, town, or other area that has its own local government.

2. The appointed or elected members of a local government.
1. That city is a municipality.
2. Those boring people are part of the municipality.
Municipality by Jafje April 26, 2007

MUNIcise 

Noun. Activity that requires physical or mental exertion while chasing a San Francisco MUNI bus. Also, having to run to your destination because of late or missed MUNI buses.

Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.
Sara: Going to the gym after work today?
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.
MUNIcise by Polyester.Specter January 27, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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