momcision

A mother making a decision for her child, or children, based on… being a mother.

Waylon’s mother made the momcision to not go to the theme park this morning because he was up all night coughing.

by ideserveit October 2, 2022

momcision

A mother making a decision for her kids, based on being a mother.

Waylon’s mother made the momcision to stay home and not go to the theme park in the morning because he was up all night coughing.

by ideserveit October 2, 2022

Momcation

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

by SusMFS June 15, 2009

mumvision

The habit employed by teachers and medical professionals when discussing a child, of fixing eye contact on the mum and ignoring the dad entirely.

Hello doctor. I'm here too, turn off your mumvision please.

by Flangetta December 9, 2016

momdisonda

a word that is used when u don't know what to say.

"where r my momdisondas??? i mean keys"

by what's up my duuuudddddesssss January 5, 2019

momcation

Moms that go on vacation without their kids

My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!

by mm10 February 1, 2012

Mancision

A woman making an independent decision (typically the wrong one) regarding a man. Usually followed by a promise to never do it again after enjoying a morning full of regrets.

I am not, I repeat, I am not allowed to make my own mancisions ever again.

by #1 Horrific Mancision Maker September 1, 2009