Momvision

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

by Softhands December 3, 2018

manvision

A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.

Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"

Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."

by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008

mumvision

The habit employed by teachers and medical professionals when discussing a child, of fixing eye contact on the mum and ignoring the dad entirely.

Hello doctor. I'm here too, turn off your mumvision please.

by Flangetta December 9, 2016

momdisonda

a word that is used when u don't know what to say.

"where r my momdisondas??? i mean keys"

by what's up my duuuudddddesssss January 5, 2019

manvision

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

Mobovision

A Youtube Channel providing comedy for the masses. It is a web show that will make you laugh and pee your pants. Got check it out.

-Hey what are you doing?
-Just watching the Mobovision Channel on Youtube.
-Is it funny?
-Heck yea it is, check it out!

by Mobo Besson December 12, 2009

momcision

A mother making a decision for her child, or children, based on… being a mother.

Waylon’s mother made the momcision to not go to the theme park this morning because he was up all night coughing.

by ideserveit October 2, 2022