Momvision
Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.
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manvision
A fake state of mentality used by males as an excuse for doing something sexually weird, inappropriate, or flat out dumb. Also excuse for boners at strange times.
Harry Potter:"You guys need to slow down! You're not in a relationship, its just a durp!"
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
Ron:"Well, i didnt really intend on hooking up, it was manvision."
manvision by jerseeeeygirl March 22, 2008
Related Words
Momvision • momcision • mumvision • manvision • MoMinions • mcvisions • Mobovision • momdisonda • Meme Vision
momdisonda
momdisonda by what's up my duuuudddddesssss January 5, 2019
manvision
A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.
My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.
manvision by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022
Mobovision
A Youtube Channel providing comedy for the masses. It is a web show that will make you laugh and pee your pants. Got check it out.
-Hey what are you doing?
-Just watching the Mobovision Channel on Youtube.
-Is it funny?
-Heck yea it is, check it out!
-Just watching the Mobovision Channel on Youtube.
-Is it funny?
-Heck yea it is, check it out!
Mobovision by Mobo Besson December 12, 2009
momcision
Waylon’s mother made the momcision to not go to the theme park this morning because he was up all night coughing.
momcision by ideserveit October 2, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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