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bog mummy 

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.
Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.
bog mummy by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014
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musky husky 

Term in the furry community used to describe a stinky or sweaty individual with poor hygiene.
Dazzlefox hasn't taken off his fursuit since the convention started, he's such a musky husky.
musky husky by PLAYERUNKNOWN April 12, 2019

ol' musky 

One of the worlds richest people. He has changed the world with his ideas. He is an inspiration to many to start their own business and innovate. Some of his businesses include: PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX and SolarCity.
"Literally No One Calls Me That Or Has Ever Called Me That" - Ol' Musky
ol' musky by NotAlexNoyle June 23, 2017

Mucky Putter 

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse
i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter
Mucky Putter by el banan 22 June 29, 2011

Murky Buckets 

Means "many thanks", from the French "merci beaucoup"
A. Did you send that kit off?
B. Absolutely
A. Murky Buckets
Murky Buckets by Scramjet2 March 5, 2012

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips
Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"
Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016