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Muldrow Moonwalk 

Originated in Muldrow Oklahoma, This act is portrayed between 3 partners, 2 partners lay side by
side face down on the floor while the third partner inserts both feet into their rectums and attempts to moonwalk.
This process is especially pleasurable if pointy cowboy
boots with thick heels are worn.
Harold and Bernard found out quickly that their loose rectums were no match for Jack and his shit kickers. Once
he started the Muldrow Moonwalk, the hoe down was all
but over!!!

Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.
A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!
Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013
Did y'all see that guy being a Muldrew in Dongducheon the other day?
muldrew by Waydekight May 4, 2016

Shirley Muldowney 

An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation
Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.
Shirley Muldowney by Spy_vs_Spy April 26, 2017
The opposite of lit
Man, I don't really feel like being here. I'm kind of maldrow.
Maldrow by Baxter Burnsleaf July 20, 2023