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mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days
i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.
mulchmaxxing by mulching November 7, 2023

Multilaxing 

doing multiple relaxing things at once.
Brian was multilaxing in his bathtub drinking a beer and torrenting real time.
Multilaxing by Eskimorris March 31, 2011

multimasking 

When one mask is not enough and you will need more masks to try to prevent a micro size virus from infecting you. An example would be compared to a fly being prevented from going through to chain link fences of multi fencing. It also helps to prove you are so virtuous by attempting to block such micro virus. Ignore the fact that you can still smell perfume that is not the point!
Me to my friend: "Polly, you need to wear two masks or this pandemic will never go away...please be kind and do your part!"
Polly to Me: "But I can still smell other smells so how will that help me by multimasking, with a virus that is much smaller than a perfume molecule?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, just do it!"
Polly to Me: "But this is not science...or anything logical?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, you just do not care do you?"
Polly to Me: "I guess I need to go along to be friends?"
Me to my friend: wink
multimasking by roxbox007 January 24, 2022

Mutemaxxing 

The act of filming content for social media whilst the microphone of the user is muted.
Bro is mutemaxxing.”
Mutemaxxing by iitsjj January 25, 2024

muntmaxxing 

Munting as many times as you can in one night
Sorry I couldn’t come over I was too busy muntmaxxing
muntmaxxing by Jah_70k March 4, 2024

muntmaxxing 

Someone who engages frequently in munting.
Gravy John: "Gabby, how is your throat game so goated!?"
Gabby: "I've been muntmaxxing with my girlas on the weekends."
muntmaxxing by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024