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perhaps one of the most eccentric internet brain-rot fads, mulchgang is a relatively niche association. members of the mulchgang are known as “sisters of the loam.” many mulchgang members receive several lobotomies. mulchgang members primarily identify as fluffy dogs. lobotomies allow sisters of the loam to become joyful, clear-pilled, and to escape the matrix—a sister’s ultimate goal. mulchgang is not a cult, it’s a lifestyle.
“ i am so full of joy. i just received my seventh lobotomy! all i know is bliss and silliness :3 ”

“ mulchgang for life! ”
mulchgang by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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a cult of dogs and puppies that feast on well-grounded and fresh mulch as their way of life. inspiring. a gang of mulch eating dogs.
"I fucking love mulch!" -mulch gang member

"I eat mulch every hour, minute, second." - mulch gang leader, Natalia Correa

"Are you a part of the mulchgang?"
mulchgang by Someone_Somebody February 2, 2024
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.
mulching by AnonoJon December 29, 2010
A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?
Mulching by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013
you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.
mulching by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003
The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint
Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.
Mulching by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019
The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.
Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.
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