perhaps one of the most eccentric internet brain-rot fads, mulchgang is a relatively niche association. members of the mulchgang are known as “sisters of the loam.” many mulchgang members receive several lobotomies. mulchgang members primarily identify as fluffy dogs. lobotomies allow sisters of the loam to become joyful, clear-pilled, and to escape the matrix—a sister’s ultimate goal. mulchgang is not a cult, it’s a lifestyle.
“ i am so full of joy. i just received my seventh lobotomy! all i know is bliss and silliness :3 ”
“ mulchgang for life! ”
“ mulchgang for life! ”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
a cult of dogs and puppies that feast on well-grounded and fresh mulch as their way of life. inspiring. a gang of mulch eating dogs.
"I fucking love mulch!" -mulch gang member
"I eat mulch every hour, minute, second." - mulch gang leader, Natalia Correa
"Are you a part of the mulchgang?"
"I eat mulch every hour, minute, second." - mulch gang leader, Natalia Correa
"Are you a part of the mulchgang?"
by Someone_Somebody February 03, 2024