Mulchang 

The act, usually embarrassing, of falling down and hurting oneself.

1. Cup: What's with Roy, he's limping??
Dylon: He was playing hockey and Mulchang'd himself on the blue line
Cup: What a knob...

2. I was railing your mom and as I was flipping her on her back, I Mulchang'd myself and broke my arm.

3. Bman: Why does Ed have a Bone Stimulator?
Everyone: He was roofing and Mulchang'd his arm into 1000 pieces.

Mulchang by G-biv December 14, 2008

mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

mulching by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

Mulching by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

mulching by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

Mulching by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

Mulching

The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.

Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.

Mulching by David "D-Na$ty" Locher June 13, 2019

mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

mulching by Mike Studebaker February 17, 2007