A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
by TechnoKitten72 October 07, 2013
by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019
Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.
by David "D-Na$ty" Locher June 13, 2019
“Wow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
“Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”
“Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”
by Big Saucy June 23, 2018
by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
by AnonoJon December 29, 2010
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
by nanor the clown August 01, 2010