mullhang 

1.your ass-hair
2. a name to call someone who sucks

1.your mullhang is shaggy and needs a trimming
2. youre a mullhang

mullhang by Corey January 28, 2005

Mulchang 

The act, usually embarrassing, of falling down and hurting oneself.

1. Cup: What's with Roy, he's limping??
Dylon: He was playing hockey and Mulchang'd himself on the blue line
Cup: What a knob...

2. I was railing your mom and as I was flipping her on her back, I Mulchang'd myself and broke my arm.

3. Bman: Why does Ed have a Bone Stimulator?
Everyone: He was roofing and Mulchang'd his arm into 1000 pieces.

Mulchang by G-biv December 14, 2008