muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 04, 2009

Muffle Bag Boy

Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.

Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...

by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011