Muffined 

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.

*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!

Muffined by poqtx March 11, 2020

Muffined 

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

Muffined by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

Muffined 

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

Muffined by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

get muffined 

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

get muffined by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021

Muffindick 

A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.

Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips

Muffindick by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011

Blueberry muffinned 

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

Blueberry muffinned by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008