muff rat 

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

muff rat by enspration5 May 28, 2004

Muff Rat 

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.

D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat

Muff Rat by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005

Muff Rat 

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

Muff Rat by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

rat muff 

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

rat muff by scodder June 15, 2010