mudslap

1) Coined in 1964 by Cesare Lombroso, a mudslap was a direct reference to the process in which a person would become a delquent or born criminal. Based on the process and not the end result, the mud represented a blindsight of what could go right.

1) During the mudslap, something went wrong with that boy.

by FyReMuNkY November 29, 2007

Mississipi Mudslap

While induring intercourse, bend over your partner and place your anus above his/her mouth and let out a load apon there mouth cavity, then the a Male dip's there testicals in the soiled mouth, thus getting the nuts wet with runny pooh and stamping it along the backside of the opposing partner.

Man, last night was so fun, Lisa let me Mississipi MudSlap her til' she looked like a cheetah.

by Pmiester & T-ray June 22, 2011

alaskin mudslap

If you are so angry to the point of you slapping someone with mud like a alaskin.

I hate John! Alaskin Mudslap!

by Rick Suncurve February 8, 2017

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings

John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"

by jawga-boy November 14, 2013

Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

carolina mudflap

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.

I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007