mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings

John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"

by jawga-boy November 14, 2013

maricopa mudslinger

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

by Sidamo September 8, 2005

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

alabama mudslapper

Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit

Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper

Gabby: really?

Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit

by Alabama Virgin destroyer November 9, 2013

California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

Texas Mudslinger

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.

Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.

by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011