mudrick

A complete and utter failure on a near subatomic level. When you thought you were at the top of your game on easy street and it turned out you were only one bad decision away from eclipsing Napoleon's invasion of Russia.

"Don't completely mudrick this business proposal like Greg did the first time. It took us 2 years to recover and Greg has been living in the woods ever since."

by LessThanZero2680 June 2, 2021

Mudrock

Mudrock, is a cosmetic product made from the resin of the cannabis plant which is then put into various face-mask's, creams and balms.... Mudrock is an extracted cannabis product composed of compressed or purified preparations of stalked resin glands, called trichomes, from the plant, which is then formulated into clinically proven beauty products and sold as an elixir.

Source plant(s): Cannabis sativa, Cannabis in...
Product name: Mudrock
Part(s) of plant: Trichome

Jane: Have you tried out Mudrock face-mask?

Beverley: Yes, can't you tell I am almost 25 years younger.

Jane: don't kid yourself!

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

mudrik

Mudrik is the perfect boyfriend, he knows his girl like the back of his hand, he's gorgeous, you'd be very lucky if you find a Mudrik.

Go get yourself a mudrik

by pusssybitch121 September 8, 2016

Mudwick

A blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent anal sex without proper preparation. It is removed by grasping the base of the penis and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.

"Maybe now she'll figure out why I bought her that enema kit for Valentine's Day", he mused, as he watched his Mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.

by Captain Cornhole December 23, 2003

Medrick

A very quiet kid at first then when he starts taking he’s a very opinionated dude he’s full of pride and can be a cool guy but he’s a freshman so

Person 1: hey is that medrick

Person 2: no who’s that??

by Allygurl June 4, 2018

mudbrick

Ejaculating onto someone, and then immediately defecating on the person.

Mudbrick wall: A team of people ejaculating and defecating in order over and over, creating a wall of feces.

"Dude, I totally jacked it on this girl, then I had to crap, so I turned it into a mudbrick."

by C.M.C. April 14, 2007

Mudlick

A mudlick is when you drive up and down a road repeatedly, usually a backroad, and smoke marijuana.

"Hey dude, you want to go do a mudlick."

by Cannibis Ninja November 11, 2005