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mudknuckle

A mudknuckle is when you take a shit, smear your knuckles in it an then punch someone in the face.

Mudknuckles can be also delivered using other people's shit, dog shit, cat shit and/or tiger shit. Basically you can use any poop available.

VARIATIONS:
A Hairy Mudknuckle is when you dip your shit covered knuckles in pubic shavings before punching someone in the face.

A Mudknuckle Favor is when you smear your knuckles in shit and then pee on your knuckles to rinse some of the poop of before punching someone in the face.
Person A: I just got in a fight and now I have shit on my face. What the hell happened?

Person B: Damn B... You just got mudknuckled
by B.Ready December 2, 2010
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Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!
by Kameron6 November 17, 2021
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Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.
i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.
by mike lea January 19, 2005
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Mcknuckle

A woman's camel toe/moose knuckledeliberately on display at a McDonalds restaurant .
Man, look at that Mcknuckle over by the counter, she does that on purpose!
by Blackinkfeathers March 1, 2014
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pudknuckle

person who is not a desireable acquaintance; usually male. Usual characteristics include sloth, uncleanliness, and lack of intelligence
John is a pudknuckle! -- Don't invite him, dude.
by wonderfunk99 March 21, 2004
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Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.
I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.
by Dadawggy January 19, 2019
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Mud Knuckle

by Gulies January 25, 2009
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