mudknuckle

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A mudknuckle is when you take a shit, smear your knuckles in it an then punch someone in the face.

Mudknuckles can be also delivered using other people's shit, dog shit, cat shit and/or tiger shit. Basically you can use any poop available.

VARIATIONS:
A Hairy Mudknuckle is when you dip your shit covered knuckles in pubic shavings before punching someone in the face.

A Mudknuckle Favor is when you smear your knuckles in shit and then pee on your knuckles to rinse some of the poop of before punching someone in the face.

Person A: I just got in a fight and now I have shit on my face. What the hell happened?

Person B: Damn B... You just got mudknuckled

mudknuckle by B.Ready December 2, 2010

Words you can keep

Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

Alabama mudknuckle by Kameron6 November 17, 2021

Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

Mud Knuckle by mike lea January 19, 2005

Mcknuckle

A woman's camel toe/moose knuckledeliberately on display at a McDonalds restaurant .

Man, look at that Mcknuckle over by the counter, she does that on purpose!

Mcknuckle by Blackinkfeathers March 1, 2014

pudknuckle

person who is not a desireable acquaintance; usually male. Usual characteristics include sloth, uncleanliness, and lack of intelligence

John is a pudknuckle! -- Don't invite him, dude.

pudknuckle by wonderfunk99 March 21, 2004

Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.

I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.

Mud Knuckle by Dadawggy January 19, 2019

Mud Knuckle

The Anus

Your Mud Knuckle smells.

Mud Knuckle by Gulies January 25, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026