When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
by Strik9 December 4, 2007
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The opposite of a coal burner, when’s white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.
“Dude, Johnny is such a mud dick
by Hmhmgmgmgm March 1, 2019
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While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009
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When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018
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