mud V

Short for mud vagina, its called a mud vagina because it smells bad and/or its dirty down there.

Bobby said that damn bitch, claire, had a big ol' mud V. Nigga said that bitch was stinky as hell down there.

by Bool kid February 15, 2019

Mud Volcano

(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.

Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?

David: Why?

Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!

Selfish Michael: Gross!

by Room'd July 5, 2011

mud valley

Crack to taint. Your asshole is the center.

Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.

Why?

Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.

by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018

mud viper

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

by slanski March 19, 2008

mud volleyball

(muhd-vol-ee-bawl): verb - a sexual act in which the male poops out his poop into his female counterparts anus and as he inserts his penis in to her porkpit over and over again his balls will smack his own poop that is now in and around her anus thus creating mud volleyball.

1. Hey girl... trying to play some mud volleyball? I've got the poo if you have the butthole.
2. The other day my girlfriend and I were playing mud volleyball and I got feces all over the inside of my thighs.

by JohnnyBanger May 28, 2009

mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop January 2, 2007