Definitions by slanski

mud viper 

one those huge single piece shits. that doesnt break and wraps arround the toilet bowl.

dude, ill give five you bucks if you check out that mud viper i just put in the toilet

mud viper by slanski March 19, 2008

fast food 

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.

i need a toilet i just had some fast food.

fast food by slanski March 19, 2008