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Mutate my member!

Mutate my member! by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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Mucatate 

When ur about to Lactate but instead u MUCATATE. Mucatation is the act and process of the body producing mucus. Can be through ur nostrils, but also prevlent from ur nipples
Nipple mucus
The frogs glands began to mucatate.
The medication causes severe mucatation.
Mucatate by Cam456p April 2, 2019
Literally means rope, yet in some parts of Mexico City like Neza, Mecate is slang for Hillbilly.
Chico Ranchero, "Que Paso Primo?"
Jose Gacho, "No Mames Mecate"
or
Look at your Cowboy hat.... Eres Mecate Guey.
mecate by Jose Gavacho December 16, 2010

Mcateer Acres 

A very very hard hood in the middle of ocala florida. a place where a lot of gangsta shit goes on and a lot of ppl get beat up. mcateer acres is also a place where we have absoulutly no fun gurls. the king ada hood is the cuban stallion and the prince of da hood is sasquatch also known as "crunk nigger" and the queen of the hood is olivia and the princess of the hood is jessica. in this hood we used to have many funn ppl and we used to do a lot of fun shit but nowadays everyone has moved out and there is only 5 tight ppl left. a new hood member is coming soon and her name is jennifer matias. the main source 4 entertaiment in mcateer acres nowadays is takin good long strolls to the kangaroo express aka the cornerstore up da road. dat place is the shit. also in mcateer acres all we ever pretty much do is work out every fucken day so if u live here u shud b in pretty good shape. there is also many gay lil fucken inside kids that never come out of their damn house so fuck them.
"a yo i dont think we shud fuck wit dat hard hood mcateer acres"

"yo cuban stallion lets go to the cornerstore"

"yo sasquatch lets workout"

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!
mutated dump by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.
Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish
Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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