Definitions by Weallfun

Joketingering

When someone says something with meaning, and then realizes they regret saying in. In attempt to pull back they might say this was a joke or i didn't mean that.

Suzan - Fuck you
Anyone else - Thats kinda gay
Suzan - Not like that, i was Joketingering
(Suzan is horny, thats exactly what it, it being Suzan, means)

Joketingering by Weallfun December 23, 2020

Virgin Squad 

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

Virgin Squad by Weallfun September 20, 2019

S.A.P. 

S.A.P. was an secret organization that is meant for protecting the world against G.A.P. It is also known as Straight Ass People. It was founded by Hitler's grandson which actually isn't evil. The Virgin Squad was at one point part of this organization until it fell, along with all of it's bases... quite literally. They were blown up... so yeah. Most of the surviving Agents relocated to the new organization H.Q. under the name S.E.P. Eventually the same thing will most likely happen to S.E.P. because it's kinda a pattern. A requirement of the employees now is too embrace their founders freckle fetish.

I want a job at S.A.P.

What's that?
I don't fucking know, it just sounds cool.

S.A.P. by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Grand Theft Auto 6 

Probably the most over hyped game of all time. People want the game so bad that people would change their sexuality for it, would murder their best friend for it, or turn gay for it. Youtubers dedicate their channels to it, releasing fake trailers or fan trailers, creating spam, and licking the mirror live. (ok, that last one might just be me) The only thing i like more than some nice fresh GTAVI rumors is embracing my freckle fetish. Mr.BossFTW is shit.

Me: are you ready for Grand Theft Auto 6?

Kydere: Yes! i heard if you suck another man's
dick you'll get a copy early...

Me: Thanks for the invitation but i'm too busy embracing
my female Freckle Fetish... she has so much freckles!!!

Kydere: Well i could always ask Tristan...
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I suggest searching up the definition of "Freckle Fetish"

Grand Theft Auto 6 by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Minecraft Earth 

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

Minecraft Earth by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Mirror Licking 

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

Mirror Licking by Weallfun September 18, 2019