Weallfun's definitions

Jason

He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.

Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots

to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

S.A.P.

S.A.P. was an secret organization that is meant for protecting the world against G.A.P. It is also known as Straight Ass People. It was founded by Hitler's grandson which actually isn't evil. The Virgin Squad was at one point part of this organization until it fell, along with all of it's bases... quite literally. They were blown up... so yeah. Most of the surviving Agents relocated to the new organization H.Q. under the name S.E.P. Eventually the same thing will most likely happen to S.E.P. because it's kinda a pattern. A requirement of the employees now is too embrace their founders freckle fetish.

I want a job at S.A.P.

What's that?
I don't fucking know, it just sounds cool.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Joketingering

When someone says something with meaning, and then realizes they regret saying in. In attempt to pull back they might say this was a joke or i didn't mean that.

Suzan - Fuck you
Anyone else - Thats kinda gay
Suzan - Not like that, i was Joketingering
(Suzan is horny, thats exactly what it, it being Suzan, means)

by Weallfun December 23, 2020

Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.

Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019