msrit 

The worst university known to mankind.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of msrit?
Person 2: I have and under no circumstances will I ever associate with msrit

msrit by Harish M L January 27, 2021

Maritina 

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!

"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "

Maritina by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Meritxell 

One of the prettiest girls you’ll meet she’s so sweet and cares so much about all her friends she may be shy at first but once you get to know her she’s really funny and she’s also really good at basketball she may be nice but don’t ever get slick with her she’ll fight back she ain’t afraid to defend herself or her friends so don’t test her she’s so fun to be around and will always be there for you when you down get yourself a friend like Meritxell.

Girl 1- Is that Meritxell?
Girl 2- yea she’s so gorgeous and sweet

Meritxell by Isabellaaaaaa July 30, 2019

Mcritchie

Flouncy

John was a bit mcritchie in that hat

Mcritchie by H’andy August 9, 2019

Moritz 

Moritz is a sweet German guy. If he likes you, you are the luckiest person alive. He is adorable when he blushes. He is super attractive, but he dosn’t know it. He also dosn’t know how many girls are into him.

He can be misleading when it comes to his feelings about you.

Moritz is the type of guy who gets shy when he has to speak infrount of an audience, his entire face goes red.

He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Moritz is a great hugger, the best actually.

Moritz is the best friend a person can ask for.

Moritz by JJ-ME_Forever February 1, 2019

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Maritime Goggles 

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

Maritime Goggles by MSA6219 October 2, 2009