Filipina version of Karen. Most of the time homophobic and promotes gender roles. Usually denies allegations of racism but shares "black face" memes and chugs glutathione and whitening soaps. Makes fun of fellow Filipinoes with regional dialects but tries to imitate the American accent. Also blames victims of rape
by Kapitulako June 10, 2020
by replies November 29, 2022
T*nginamo Marites!
by Galunggong May 18, 2020
1. One who obsesses over boy bands, like to make nightly call to who knows where with who knows what. Loves Sprinkles cupcakes with a side of Pinkberry, a girl who wants to be one of those people, like the Jonas Brothers or Demi Lovato
by mmkff January 23, 2009
The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.
(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"
(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"
(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"
by graymanboi June 13, 2020
A very energetic, cheery, happy and spontaneous girl. She can be so active it can be kinda annoying. Some people think she's obnoxious, but actually she is the besy, nicest, most suporting and best person you'll ever meet. Marit is good at basically everything she does. And she is also very pretty. Your life isn't complete without a Marit.
by Marittt April 28, 2015
Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.
by Coell September 02, 2005