mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

Mr.barchick

A pervert teacher.

*Wears a skirt*
Mr.barchick: your making me weak and sweaty🥵
True story

by London rose mary June 9, 2022

Mr. Birchum

An awful anti-woke animation by The Daily Wire that claims to try to be as offensive as possible, but fails at that. The main character, the eponymous Mr. Birchum, is a mouthpiece for the right-wing writers. The woke strawman, who we’re supposed to disagree with, ends up being in the right in most scenarios. Only people with no talent surrounded by yes-men could’ve screwed this up.

Person #1: Why don’t we watch “Mr. Birchum”?
Person #2: Why? Do you not have anything good to stream?

by anonymous July 22, 2024