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mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq 

You have come. You have gone. Nothing is left. Your brain is mush. The teacher's words blur in and out of your head, missing their mark of memory. When did life become so dull? What has driven you to this point? Every life decision, major event, death, and birth in the universe has come to this point. Congratulations on becoming the creme de la crop of human existence. You truly amaze us all.
"Dude what's wrong you've been staring blankly into the void for the past hour"
"I was having a particularly bad universal existential crisis into the subconscious so I decided to type mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq into my keyboard"

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq 

You have lost your mind. This is when you you have hit the peek of boredom and have tried every other way to type the key board.
mom: I have nothing to do and have lost control of my life
you: try typing something

mom: i typed mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq! now what?
you: Get some friends

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq 

now, this is another sign of boredomism.
after a long search spree where you searched for qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and so on.
now go and search for more random stuff on Urban Dictionary
"wow, I've searched for everything have I?"
"Oh I know I should search for mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq"

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdaesqw 

the point of boredom where you are actively trying to find a keyboard combination that no one else has found.
guy 1.mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdaesqw
guy 2. go play infinite craft

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008