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mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq 

You have come. You have gone. Nothing is left. Your brain is mush. The teacher's words blur in and out of your head, missing their mark of memory. When did life become so dull? What has driven you to this point? Every life decision, major event, death, and birth in the universe has come to this point. Congratulations on becoming the creme de la crop of human existence. You truly amaze us all.
"Dude what's wrong you've been staring blankly into the void for the past hour"
"I was having a particularly bad universal existential crisis into the subconscious so I decided to type mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq into my keyboard"
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mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq 

now, this is another sign of boredomism.
after a long search spree where you searched for qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and so on.
now go and search for more random stuff on Urban Dictionary
"wow, I've searched for everything have I?"
"Oh I know I should search for mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq"

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq 

You have lost your mind. This is when you you have hit the peek of boredom and have tried every other way to type the key board.
mom: I have nothing to do and have lost control of my life
you: try typing something

mom: i typed mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdseawq! now what?
you: Get some friends

mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdaeswq 

You messed around and found this word congrats
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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