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A girl usually mistaken for French, but not French. Beautiful in her own way, loves and cares for her friends, but sometimes wants attention. Smart and is a really good dancer.
I wish Moyet was my friend.
moyet by FranciscoYours November 19, 2017
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Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.
Total Monet by giglingurl February 7, 2008
Related Words
moyet • Moyeto • monet • moet • moetard • Moetsi • monetize • Mayeth • Moetona • mofette

fab moretti 

he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
fab moretti is the modern adonis
fab moretti by morettifann January 29, 2009

chloe grace moretz 

A very talented and very hot young actress known for being Hit-Girl in 'Kick-Ass' and Carrie white in the 'Carrie' remake.
Guy 1: Did you see the new Carrie film

Guy 2: Yeah. Damn, Carrie was hot.

Guy 1: Yeah, that chloe grace moretz. She's a babe
chloe grace moretz by Rogue_Shark November 1, 2014
Noun: A person who can't differentiate between tomato sauce (ketchup for you Yanks) and BBQ sauce.

(pl): Mogetties
"You're a mogette, Tyler."
Mogette by Sirdanik May 7, 2015

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

Moetastisch 

Moetastisch is a adjective to describe a wonderful and hot person . It’s based on the Name Moe, Moe is more than wonderful and honestly he deserves his own word. I love you
Wanda: Moe you are so hot

Moe: thanks

Wanda: you look Moetastisch
Moetastisch by Jennsleeps July 2, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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