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Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.
Total Monet by giglingurl February 7, 2008
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fab moretti 

he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
fab moretti is the modern adonis
fab moretti by morettifann January 29, 2009

chloe grace moretz 

A very talented and very hot young actress known for being Hit-Girl in 'Kick-Ass' and Carrie white in the 'Carrie' remake.
Guy 1: Did you see the new Carrie film

Guy 2: Yeah. Damn, Carrie was hot.

Guy 1: Yeah, that chloe grace moretz. She's a babe
Noun: A person who can't differentiate between tomato sauce (ketchup for you Yanks) and BBQ sauce.

(pl): Mogetties
"You're a mogette, Tyler."
Mogette by Sirdanik May 7, 2015

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

Moetastisch 

Moetastisch is a adjective to describe a wonderful and hot person . It’s based on the Name Moe, Moe is more than wonderful and honestly he deserves his own word. I love you
Wanda: Moe you are so hot

Moe: thanks

Wanda: you look Moetastisch
Moetastisch by Jennsleeps July 2, 2019