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mouthwank

An alternative name for a blowjob, or to suck someone off.

This word came about as, when performing oral sex, you neither "blow", or "suck".

It's just a bit of a mouthwank really.
Girl: I enjoyed the movie, and I'm not tired at all!
Boy: Well baby, I'm up for a mouthwank.
Girl: Yaaaaay!

Boy next day....
Boy: So I was wiv my bitch Chardonnay, and she totally mouthwanked me!
Friends: Dat is well gud
by BByank January 6, 2010
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Tennessee Mouthwash

A tennessee mouthwash is any drink containing any amount of tennessee whisky.
Dude 1: "Dude what are you drinking?"
Dude 2: "Jack Daniels and Coke aka a delicious tennessee mouthwash!"
by Lench Mob December 14, 2006
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golden mouthwash

Unnamed female receiving golden mouthwash from occupant of H18 Rootes, Warwick University
by krispy_fresh April 27, 2009
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The Mouthwasher

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
by The Malteser. March 14, 2018
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Mouthwash cocktail

To drink a shot of Tequila chased promptly by a Smint

Best served chilled
We'll take four jagerbombs and one mouthwash cocktail
by Smidster July 10, 2019
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rhodesian mouthwash

rhodesian mouthwash

A Rhodesian Mouthwash is a sexual act when someone either shits on the floor and deposits the shit into their partner's mouth, or directly shits into their mouth. Next, they cum into their partner's mouth and make them thoroughly chew the semen-shit mixture. Their partner can either swallow the substance or spit it back out, like mouthwash.
Man, that girl over there needs a hearty Rhodesian Mouthwash.
by 000000000000100 February 10, 2015
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Cajun Mouthwash

When pepper spray is purposely blasted into someone’s mouth.
Hey bro, that fucking cop gave me a dose of the cajun mouthwash just for running my lips at him.
by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019
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