Definitions by M.E.A.T

Crumple Fuck 

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

Crumple Fuck by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

Testicle Illusion 

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

Testicle Illusion by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

Cajun Mouthwash 

When pepper spray is purposely blasted into someone’s mouth.

Hey bro, that fucking cop gave me a dose of the cajun mouthwash just for running my lips at him.

Cajun Mouthwash by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Boneless Skin Finger 

Another name for an average sized penis

Hey, wanna see my boneless skin finger?

Ouch, I just yanked the ol’ Boneless skin finger too hard!

Boneless Skin Finger by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019

Rear center pocket

A butt hole

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!

Rear center pocket by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019